did someone write "scattered beer cans"?

Just saw a Topix.net Pittsburgh, PA, entry that described cemetery tombstones toppled and "scattered beer cans".

This weekend, near by a layer of aging aluminum beer cans lying beneath some scrub brush past the terminus of KTR, beside the retention pond, one small clear-plastic liquor bottle lay in the sand at what is now the trail entrance. Then, a larger heavy clear-glass liquor bottle was found busted near the Vista Pines condo complex hedges that border SE Ocean Boulevard near Cedar Pointe Plaza.

What else is there to say? The tiny sheaf-worms appear to undergo metamorphosis, becoming tiny bluish-black flies with stylish spotted and curved tail-ends.