Friday, September 5, 2008

Confectionary ploy

This ploy can be followed using back issues of the Stuart News.

o Decades ago, old useless stoves were used to support new business enterprise dwellings in the Martin County swamplands.

o Fig trees growing along SE Monterey Road in Stuart, FL, drop their small fruits directly on ground, sidewalk, and roadway. On the west side of the Road, business personnel sweep up the figs and carry them away. The lone fig tree on east-side pharmacy property is not the subject of any fruit collection efforts; the sidewalk is slippery with ripe fruit near the pharmacy drive-through entrance/exit, across the road from the Visiting Nurses Association building. The VNA is written up some years as the host organization for a historical-airplane flight show.

o The anticipated fig candies have not yet materialized, but the possibility remains conscious.

o A young Stover girl in Jensen Beach is bitten by a fox in her back yard mere weeks before the first figs hit the ground.

Can this be any more thick a plot?

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